Category: Senior Nursery Rhymes

Owwie

I have great big owwie
don’t tell me it’s ok
your kiss won’t make it better
or chase the ow away

It’s an owwie on my finger
and owwie on my hand
Fork over with some sympathy
why can’t you understand

I know that I’ll survive this
but that don’t help me now
just smile and let me whine a bit
ow ow owww!

Key Hunt

My Keys
To the tune of London Bridge

Where’d I put my keys this time
keys this time, keys this time
Where’d I put my keys this time
I just had em

Check the drawer where they should be
they should be , they should be
Check the drawer where they should be
Ha – didn’t think so

On the table? No such luck
No such luck, No such luck
On the table? No such luck
Never be so easy

I give up and got to pee
got to pee, got to pee
I give up and got to pee
Oh… here they are

Right! I had to wash my face
wash my face, wash my face
Yeah, I had to wash my face
and put em down there

Got the keys All set to go
Set to go, Set to go
Got the keys. All set to go
Now, where was I going?